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Girl followed me on twitter. Without asking, she reached over and started picking toppings of my pizza. We agree on a restaurant in another, distant-ish part of the city, and dude decides he wants to walk there instead of taking the subway. As we drove across the bridge to the city, he stared at me and told me how I was even prettier then my picture.
We had both apparently made fake profiles. As a result, I started having more dates than free evenings. My heart was beating fast as I stepped onto the sidewalk.
And then, in a small section towards the end, some of them are absolutely not funny. Then she moved to Iowa with my fucking binoculars. We leave, he then asks me back to his place. Most of these are really funny.
We ended up hitting it off and started dating exclusively. That same anonymity seems to give some men a license to be rude perverts. They had killed every pet he had ever owned. The first is when I waited an hour outside at Harvard Square in late January because my date was in the North End buying pot not for me.
After a few chatty e-mail notes, we set up a meeting at a yuppie beer joint in Lincoln Park. It was delicious, but he proceeded to pick out every single piece of fat from his mouth and made a pile of it on the side of his plate. It was about killing unicorns and no he was not being ironic. We said goodbye after the film and he vaguely mentioned doing something the next day. And we actually had a lot more in common then sex.
Anyway, we finally go out I pay and also drive to the other end of town to pick her up. He called me a hippie for growing my own vegetables. He actually presses the spoon to my closed lips until I open my mouth.
We got back to her place, and she asked me up. We met at a bar, and she was super attractive I really wanted to bang her but also wanted to be a gentleman so I deferred to conversation. This was after a few too many dates that ended twisting up a lot more then just my sheets. He takes the other stool, and then puuuulllllls my stool closer, right between his knees. We order at the counter and go to sit down.
So I told this mystery person to call the cops. We continued having awesome sex every day that week. His teeth were black, absolutely disgusting, and he had a cyst beside his left eye.
We made arrangements to meet at a stuffy Cambridge watering hole. But, his family demons followed him there and he spent the last ten years caring for his mentally ill mother while getting a PhD in math. We got in a cab to go to her place, and attacked each other in the back seat of it, groping a bunch.
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