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So put down that beaker, take off your safety glasses, and enjoy a few chemistry jokes and riddles. The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
How about you Palmitoylate my protein, so i can drive it into your lipid raft. Baby, if you were oceanic crust and I was a continent, I'd let you subduct so we can make hot hot magma. Chemistry Jokes and Riddles Don't trust atoms, they make up everything. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
Because I want to date you. The optimist sees the glass half full.
Rules can be viewed below or at this link. Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc. Because you raise my boiling point. If I could program the universe, I would allocate you and I in contiguous memory blocks.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. Because your cute Are you my Appendix, cause I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
Breaking up is hard to do. To reduce his carbon footprint. Cause your melting me away.
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